The idea of having perky, beautiful, perfectly well rounded breasts that do not even require a bra is a feeling the resembles that of when the clouds subside and the sun beats down on you on the most idealic summer day you can imagine: it is a hint of heaven and it is not a moment to be effed with. I am a huge believer that if something has made you insecure or currently is making you lack confidence then you need to do what you need to do and fix it – how you feel about you is all that matters at the end of the day and even if it is vein or cosmetic- who cares? Just because you care about how you look doesn’t mean it has to define you as a person, it really doesn’t. So when I stumbled upon the concept of a 24 hour boob job-which has apparently been available for a couple of years now, who knew- two things ran thru my mind: “holy s%^& I need to speed dial and conference call all of my girlfriends” and quickly after that was “WTF?! That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.” But as I read on my quick to judge assumption lead me to raise an eyebrow and I now understand why one would in fact go thru with this. For $2500 you can have a boob job -size of your choice-for 24-48 hours. Introducing the InstaBreast Technique. New York plastic surgeon Norman Rowe gives every woman the cleavage of her dreams in under 20 minutes. After anesthetizing an area around each nipple Rowe injects a half-liter of sterile saline solution, basically salt water, into said boob tissue. As the saline gradually absorbs into the bloodstream the boob reaches its desired fullness which lasts about 24 hours or up to 48 hours depending on how your body breaks down the solution. The InstaTechnique is perfect for those who want to try boobs on before going all the way – much like wearing a wig before you decide to chop and color. The downsides are minimal but they are there – if you repeat this procedure multiple times it can stretch the skin [just get a boob jobi f you love the InstaBoob]; you can also bruise seeing that a needle is actually puncturing your skin, go figure. But aside from that the InstaBoob technique is a fabulous way to decide whether or not you want to take the plunge and take it up a notch for the long haul.
Other ways to perk up without going under the knife:
Oh yes, you read that right! I watched a video tutorial the other day and could not believe my eyes. The wonders of makeup and the trending art of contouring can give you an entirely new body – check out this less than 3 minute video on how the right shade of bronze can give you a boost in boob size.
CLEAVAGE CUPCAKES by Commando
Think chicken breast, raw chicken breast. Once you have your bra on just lean forward, scoop up each boob and plop the CC under neath it, allowing it to rest on the underwire of the bra and voila! Instant boobs without the needle or the drugs.Get them at the new SAKS FIFTH AVENUE COLLECTIVE in Greenwich or online here